Self-Service

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

by karl hungus February 9, 2005

self-service

when you bend over to suck your own peen

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service

by Gembly November 16, 2019

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

Self Service

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.

Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.

by Yeah that. June 27, 2011

self service

mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.

Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!

by red1845 April 26, 2010

self service

slang for performing solotio

No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

self service

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013