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Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.
“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question
by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024
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Ripe Roast

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
by Raviable March 29, 2020
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Roasted toes

After someone gets a hold of toe pics and get them shared all over the internet.
Hey dumbass you wanna go take some toe pics?
I have roasted toes.
by robmatrob March 29, 2022
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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
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roast reversal

Roast reversal is when someone who is being roasted to an extreme degree all of a sudden turns his situation around and goes on the attack with unparalleled levels of savagery.
James: *continued roasting of Jack for extended period of time*

Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?

James: It's f-fine dude.

Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.

John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.
by BigDanno45 September 5, 2016
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Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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Playground Roast

A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022
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