Retardation

The absolute state of something or someone being retarded, for example: thinking that you have left your car keys at home whilst you are diving your car

I hit peak retardation this morning thinking that I had left my car keys at home on the table a few miles down the road from my house, while I was driving my car.

by Spitfire_AU May 14, 2024

RetardedGayMan

A Retarded Gay Man
autistic
down sydnrome
anything sped that is gay and likes men

Jamarion: Look Jimbo The Autistic Man Is With his boyfriend

Jimbo: He is a very very RetardedGayMan

by retardslayer44 May 20, 2024

Retarded

Thyself that gets major pum pum.

"Wow, isn't that Brayden? 😳
That guy is retarded"

by BraydenThatGuyThatGetsIt May 25, 2024

Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.

Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.

by PLMMJ June 12, 2024

Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.

Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."

by Ineedsomehead July 25, 2024

Retarded

Something that makes you want to harm it or yourself.

Andrew Cagley is retarded

by CBT15 July 28, 2024

Retardeded

The part tense of the act of retarding something or someone which is already retarded, through physical, mental and other manipulation methods.

Last week Jason retardeded that kid who tried to take his bike.

by BubbleGutzzz August 4, 2024