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Retard

"RandomTom"- the man would be a genius of modern thinking... if only he wasn't completely retarded.
RandomTom: "I had a dream about this last night, if for example there was a swimming pool built on a hill, would you be able to swim up it?"

Everyone: "You sir, are a retard!"
by Physics-pah! January 11, 2009
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Retard

The name given to an idividaul who has no knowledge of the existance of opinions or feelings for other people.
Trake was a complete retard. He jumped a homeless guy thats just fucking retarded.
by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015
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Retard

1-A mentally disabled person
2-A word that for some horrible reason is used as an okay word to say...
3-A word sometimes used to insult someone.
Retard is the only word that has actually hurt my feelings, although it doesn't anymore becuase bullies have broken me inside....Kill me now...
by Ender Piggy March 17, 2017
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Retard

Hayden Creson: A mentally retarded cunt named Hayden Creson
by rj colon April 28, 2017
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Donald trump used to make fun of retards and then eventually became one
by niggers are white October 31, 2017
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Retainer job

When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.
Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.
by RaeAnne313 February 21, 2018
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