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Retard

Someone who is arrogant, self-righteous, and over-talkative. This person thinks highly of him or herself, but realistically knows nothing other than how to whore for attention.

Not to be confused with the definition of stupid or naive.
My neighbor is naive, so I get why he sometimes does things that are stupid. Sarah Palin is a true retard, so I get why SNL made fun of her.
by JoeKikas June 15, 2013
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social retard

(semi-offensive term):

a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970 (or so), who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non-family and non ethnic related reasons

b) a person in North America born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), or if you already fit definition a), you would be considered a social a social retard under definition b).
by Sexydimma December 14, 2014
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Retard

A word that should be disbanded from society. People often use it out of context and do not understand what the word really means. Mental Retardation is a disability that affects millions of people. It does not mean stupid, dumb, ridiculous, annoying, or any other form of those words.
This person has a mental disability, but that doesn't make them "retarded". They are the same as anyone else.
by EndTheRWordCampaign November 30, 2010
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Retard

Jumes is the biggest retard there is
by Cannon_Fodda1 May 2, 2010
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Retard

"Did you hear how the Retard added the Muslim ban."
by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017
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Jeff Reardon

verb
The act of owing someone $3.16, Jeff 'The Terminator' Reardon's career ERA.

Noun
Any male born in the year 1979.
(1.) Yo, bitch, you owe me a Reardon and a Tony Pena. Shit.

(2.) Hey baby, you're a Virgo? I'm a Reardon. Maybe we should bone.
by Wade_Boggs June 24, 2005
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Flame Retardant

A person with "special needs" who is also gay.
Tard #1: "Did you hear about Chuck? He came out of the closet!"
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)
by KC MasterBeast July 2, 2011
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