Cord Rage is the act of raging on any electrical cord, preferrably a computer charging cord. Cord Rage was widely a accepted theory until it was finally proven. On January 13, 2008, the computer charging cord belonging to John JP Cole was confirmed dead in room 216 of Graham Hall, Wilmington, NC. The cause of death was determined to be Cord Rage and muderer, the burgandy chair, was apprehended. January 13 is now deemed a national holiday in honor of JP's cord.
by JohnRambo February 3, 2009
Get the Cord Rage mug.n. The act of a player getting 0 kills in a Halo 3 multiplayer objective match, but the player played the match like a slayer match. The name was coined after Rage, a very skilled and die-hard Halo 3 player, went 0-6-11 during Multi Flag CTF on Isolation in Social Skirmish. The catch is that Rage plays every game like it’s a slayer game. For the first half of the CTF game, he played it like slayer and was still unable to obtain at least one kill.
Link to game (Rage was playing under the gamertag Jazz MaIang):
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=814238887&player=gtzags
Link to game (Rage was playing under the gamertag Jazz MaIang):
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=814238887&player=gtzags
by yabanjin25 December 31, 2008
Get the Rage Perfect mug.Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.
Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011
Get the Rage Dump mug.Ingredients: Pubes, Penis, Bacardi 151, Computer, Lighter.
Time: 4 Months
Steps:
1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.
2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.
3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.
5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Time: 4 Months
Steps:
1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.
2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.
3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.
5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Person 1: Why does Pete's Desk have burnt marks on it?
Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.
Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.
by Hairflipsarecool February 24, 2010
Get the The Raging Fireman mug.the equivalent of road rage, but for trains. oftentimes, rail rage is noticed in the late hours of the night when everyone's trying to sleep, and a retarded chimp of a conductor is honking away like a mother fucker somewhere in the distance.
the real confusing thing about it, is that nobody could possibly need to hear the horn... everyone is fucking asleep, or at least they were until the train came around! as if a large moving object with lights and everything with plenty of sound from the wheels on the tracks isn't enough, they had to equip them with fucking fog horns. unbelievable!
probably the real reason general sherman ripped the railroads to shreds during the civil war
the real confusing thing about it, is that nobody could possibly need to hear the horn... everyone is fucking asleep, or at least they were until the train came around! as if a large moving object with lights and everything with plenty of sound from the wheels on the tracks isn't enough, they had to equip them with fucking fog horns. unbelievable!
probably the real reason general sherman ripped the railroads to shreds during the civil war
AAHHHH what the fuck is that noise, its 3:00 in the morning!
Fucking rail rage mate
Why won't he shut the FUCK UP already!
Fucking rail rage mate
Why won't he shut the FUCK UP already!
by Aevion January 5, 2011
Get the rail rage mug.The mounting anger associated when you break all the components of a canopy maliase trap while setting it up.
Kevin began to feel his malaise rage build when mike broke the expensive yet flimsy canopy malaise trap on his first day.
by rhagium May 28, 2010
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