by I live in fear February 17, 2021
Get the Griamore Was Not In Prisoners Of The Sky mug.The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022
Get the Square Based Prison mug.Vanilli Ice in prison is a joke. Vanilli Ice got sent to prison for being a sing fraud because everyone knows he no talent. Suge Knight's penis meets Vanilla Ice's anus every night. That is where the lyrics Ice Ice Baby come from due to the anal friction.
Vanilli Ice in prison help to raise Suge Knight's spirits +his penis after getting his long prison sentence.
by queensburykid June 12, 2023
Get the Vanilli Ice in prison mug.A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.
Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
by mintymalty January 4, 2024
Get the This Place is a Prison mug.A action preformed by two horny black mfs in jail. They preform the sexual moves that your teacher and mother do every night to get you grade up jamal. In jail so that they can please their well being .
by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024
Get the gay black prison nigger sex mug.*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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