Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!

I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise

by Aliip May 8, 2008

promiscuous

A redundant adjective for the word "woman".

That is a woman. That is a promiscuous woman. But I repeat myself.

by captain marf September 4, 2008

homo promo

Myja Johnson

Fo shizzle my nizzle My Ja Johnson

by Myja Johnson March 15, 2004

Promster

promster is another word for the most amazing person in the general discussion forums of gaia online. he mixes trolling with actual gding and is loved by most

promster trolled me, but then he made me a sign saying sorry

by AnonymousAnon12321 July 22, 2009

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

CB Prommies

Prominent members in the Chatterbox forum on Gaia Online.

2008's CB prommies were: Rovork, Robotic Q, Blueberry Sorbet, Revolvers, Prince Faggotry, WTFLOL Joel, CB6, The Chatterbox Freakzor, G-Grizzly, Artificial Flavouring

by Rovork October 29, 2008

Promote porn month

February.

The month where you are encourged to watch all the porn you can and invite all your friends over to watch it. And the month where they have all the porn shows and porn festivals ect. they can.

It's almost the first day of promote porn month.

by Judge dreed7 April 25, 2011