pregnant

when a child is in your belly, (most pregnant women rub their stomach)

add: do you find out if you are pregnant
me: ima f***ing guy

by HandsomeDragon8 September 9, 2022

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'

"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."

by Ganshee September 18, 2022

Pregnant

What can happen to a girl after unprotected sex.

Jennifer was feeling under the weather and decided to stay home from school. Meanwhile her older sister went to school and both their parents went to work and were expected to return home late.

A while after school was over, Jennifer heard her older sister coming back home. She heard her unlock the front door and rush upstairs to her room along with her boyfriend. After a couple of minutes, Jennifer started hearing moans coming from her older sister's room, which kept getting loader and loader. That was the day her older sister got pregnant.

by UranusOne September 25, 2022

Pregnancy

Lennon is the creator of pregnancy, she's been pregnant over 200000000000069 times. She is a pro.

also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her

"Lennon did you create pregnancy"

*goes into labour*

by Lennon.loves.ou November 17, 2022

Pregabalin | Treat Nerve pain

pregalin 50mg is used to treat chronic pain brought on by spinal cord injury, shingles, or diabetes-related nerve damage. It lessens pain as well as the negative side effects that go along with it, such as fatigue, mood swings, and difficulty sleeping. It is believed to function by obstructing the brain's ability to receive pain signals from the injured nerves. Even if you believe it isn't working, you must continue taking it because it takes a few weeks for it to take effect.

Pregabalin | Treat Nerve pain. pregalin 50 Capsule is a medication used to treat neuropathic pain. Neuropathic pain develops as a result of nerve damage brought on by diabetes.

by KishtiRoy December 8, 2022

preggant

A chilli cheese dog lover

Evie: Dude I think I'm preggant
Beth: Yeah me too, I prefer them extra spicy

by befflovestwilight December 30, 2022

Preggo Unfollow

Staying friends with someone but unfollowing them on social media when they announce that they are pregnant because you don’t want to read their whiny, attention-seeking pity posts that they’ll make for the next 2 years so that people can unmeaningly call them the usual terms (strong, brave, amazing) simply for the fact that they let someone drop cum into them to make something that has ruined their life.

Did you hear Tracy is pregnant?

“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023