Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

Pork martialled

A phenomenon on the highway where a big bank takes a little bank usually a 6×6 on a golf cart and makes satilite porn in retribution for rikkinanen warcrim invasion detonation das kombat

You got Pork martialled when you're drugged and driving?

You got lucky!

by Cody5050 February 20, 2022

Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024

Pork sucker

A person who sucks on the toes of another person. In reference to the nursery rhyme where a child’s toes are called piggies.

Clarence told me that his new girlfriend is a pork sucker.

by Moon Miller November 4, 2019

Pork

a term used to describe the primitive action of sexual intercourse with a fat bitch

Bro 1: God DAYUM that bitch is huge!
Bro 2: yo keep this lowekey, I porked her bacon last night

Bro 1: you nasty.

by Brockolee September 8, 2016

Pork

Another word for "really," used in the same vein as "so" or "damn."

Amanda Seyfried: "I look pork stupid."

by Yuukithegeek August 3, 2023