Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

south park

The best show in the past, present, and future of the world. Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovsky, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick make up the kickass characters in this great show. Cartman's a Nazi fat kid with a hatred of hippies, gingers, jews, and basically every group he's not a part of. Kyle's a normal, fun loving jew kid. Stan's your average shmoe, and Kenny's so poor, he eats pop tarts for dinner every night. NEW EPISODES OF SOUTH PARK EVERY WEDNESDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

Shut up, you fucking Jew. (cartman)
But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW! (cartman)
Shut up, fatass! (kyle)
mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm! (kenny)
that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan)
Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison)
south park, the best show on earth

by the stifmeister March 30, 2008

Park Ridge

a. An almost completely white, rich suburb of Chicago in which everyone either breathes Abercrombie or considers themselves "emo" (because we all know how depressing it is to be rich)

b. The easiest place in America to get drugs at a young age.

c. Home to Maine South High School, where EVERYONE does drugs, yet somehow they all go to like Harvard.

d. The only suburb where it's common for teenagers to OD and die.

e. Known for being the place where Hilary Clinton grew up.

a. John: I live in Park Ridge!
Jane: You mean Lily White Ridge?
John: Huh?
Jane: That's what it's called because there are ONLY white people!
John: Yea and they're all emo!
Jane: I understand.. I would HATE to be uppermiddle class... god, i feel so bad for you!

b. John: I've been doing pot since I was a baby!
Jane: How?
John: Like I said.. I like in PARK RIDGE!!

c. Jane: You do drugs? Lemme guess.. you must go to Maine South.
John: Yea and I just got accepted into Princeton!

d. John: Did you hear? Bob OD'd last night on heroin!
Jane: Figures.

e. Jane: Oh Lord, you're Hilary Clinton's neighbor?! I'm so sorry!

by blackeyeliner411 September 5, 2008

parker cop

Cops that get mad at the kids that stand around outside McDonalds all day thinking they are "bloods", while the "crips" stand around at the park. They enforce the laws when said kids loiter instead of getting a car, or going a place worth hanging out at. Oh yea, all this in Parker, Colorado

Parker cops always bust the faggots that act cool in Parker.

by 5xlwarrior August 3, 2010

seaside park

a coastal town in south jersey near lavallette and seaside heights. seaside park is not as dirty as seaside heights and has some of the most expensive property in the area. seaside park residents have somewhat of a lot of money.generally a great place to spend the summer.

"dude, you live in seaside park?"

by john wynne November 24, 2007

park skiing

the dopest sport, and an addiction to dank riders in XL+ clothes throwing down at every mountain off whatever there is.

-"ZoMg3rZ its Tanner Hall!"

-"Ayy gangsta park skiing is bombbb"

by newschooler69 October 17, 2008

Park a bear

Slang for having a bowel movement.

Another way of saying you have to drop a deuce or take a dump or drop anchor

Ah man, I gotta "park a bear" before we hit up the club. It might take a while.

Where's Mike at? Ah he's just "parkin' a bear" in the port-o-potty.

by Crawfisch December 17, 2010