crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown December 29, 2015

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.

"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."

by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020

Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them

man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!

by OZNEROL July 25, 2011

Greasy Panda

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face

A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"

by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020

Panda

A chubby homosexual male of mixed race, with excessive body hair.

Last night I found a Panda on Grindr. And he was DTF.

by Thatotherotherguynamedjoebutno May 24, 2018

Huggy Panda Bear

A fuzzy man who hugs a lot. A Huggy Panda Bear has your back and is always there for you. They give you the most fuzzy warm Hugs, and sometimes they accidentally suffocate you in their Huggy Panda Fluff.

Gasps "Huggy Panda Bear you're squishing me too much I can't beath."

by TreasurePlanet(isback) December 10, 2023