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Crazy-Pants Guy

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.
Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!
by ThatGuyWithTheGoggles May 12, 2009
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dinner pants

Phrase used at the point during a meal when one must undo the first button of one's pants to continue eating in comfort. It is used as a warning (see below).
Halfway through the third course of thanksgiving dinner Hollis shouted "dinner pants" and popped open her fly.
by hnyinny May 17, 2010
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Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
by Beautyblood August 23, 2010
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Lambda pants

Alternative term for Y-fronts. The shape of the fly, although resembling an upside-down 'Y', actually looks more like a lambda symbol (the right way up).
I'm wearing my best lambda pants for my date tonight - I hope she likes them. At least the skid marks won't be too obvious.
by Funkmaster74 November 26, 2010
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Piss-Pants Funny

The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
by TheLaughsOnUs April 21, 2011
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Shwat Pants

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
by JettSkyler May 5, 2011
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flud pants

pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.
Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!
by andrewd126 November 6, 2011
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