Step The Fuck Off My Jock

A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".

Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.

Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.

Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!

by saporta:3 April 3, 2011

I smell what you're stepping in.

I understand what you're saying

-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.

by Carl Sterns December 5, 2010

Chaz Bono 2 Step

When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.

Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.

by toofatforwords October 26, 2011

red-headed step child

a crazy, aggressive fucking fire-crotch of a disturbed family

I'm going to beat your ass like a red-headed step child.

by bambamthankyamaam April 5, 2015

half step pussy ass nigga

see either ja rule or method gurl

they're both half step pussy ass niggas.

no example this fine day. crumpet.

by Brick Top October 6, 2006

Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

by WormBrian October 25, 2009

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022