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devil’s hipster

Someone who hated something before it became popular to hate on it
“Hey have you played Fortnite?”
That game sucks ass”
“You just hate it because it’s popular”
“I hated it before it became popular”
“Oh, well you must be the devil’s hipster”
by YouYouSmallGirl September 28, 2018
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the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.
better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!
by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013
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Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013
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Hipster Tilt

Wearing a full brim hat tilted up in the front such that the hairline is exposed.
The concert was good, but there was so much hipster tilt that I couldn’t see the stage.
by Otownhipster October 14, 2019
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1980s Hipster

A hipster from the 1980s decade (and yes, they actually existed).
Some wrong generation kids today complain about hipsters without realizing that 1980s hipsters existed. In fact, hipsters have been around since the 1940s.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.
Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.
by pianoman682 May 11, 2013
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idiot hipster

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.
by K Joyce January 5, 2016
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