number three

Semen.

Bob went number three in the bathroom.

by Eddie July 14, 2003

Number

See sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, lets do that now;

NUM...see if you\'re numb you cant feel and then BER...burr is a noise people make when they\'re cold.

So a number is a person who can\'t feel that they\'re cold.

\"That guys standing in the blizzard butt naked\"

\"Damn, he\'s a number\"

by KumiRoldy April 26, 2005

number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

by baker808 January 22, 2010

Number 4'ing

its code for when your at a party and you need to someone to check if you are armpit sweat is coming through your shirt. Or its used to tell someone that your are armpit sweat is coming through your shirt. Or can be used to explain how hot it is at a club, bar, party, and etc.

Dude 1: Am i number 4'ing?
Dude 2: How hell did you do that through two shirts.

Guy 1: There so many people at this party that its making me Number 4 up in this bitch?
Guy 2: I heard that, Old Spice 8 hr protection my ass.

by TH3 Bear February 14, 2012

Numberous

Having to do with many numbers. Also, a common misspelling of the word "numerous".

He says he has put in numberous tickets.

by ark1tekt0r November 3, 2014

neber

aa form of nigger that you can use to any kind of people, escpecially useful when someone does something irrational or stupid

"i just bought 200 dollars worth of condoms"
"neber, what??"

by Curros December 12, 2017

numberjack

A numberjack is someone who is so special and is so amazing. Everyone else is a normal jack .
Linked to a numberjack is a spooky spoon they are horrible people and problem blobs are people you want to go away.
Numberjack is a kid's TV show in England.
Being a Numberjack is a privilege.

Me-"I'm a numberjack 2"
Friend-"I'm a numberjack 3"
To a random person "your a normal jack"

by boo92517 January 21, 2019