numberjack

A numberjack is someone who is so special and is so amazing. Everyone else is a normal jack .
Linked to a numberjack is a spooky spoon they are horrible people and problem blobs are people you want to go away.
Numberjack is a kid's TV show in England.
Being a Numberjack is a privilege.

Me-"I'm a numberjack 2"
Friend-"I'm a numberjack 3"
To a random person "your a normal jack"