belly nut

When masturbating, a guy might ejaculate into his own belly button. Thus giving clean-up a very great obstacle. (Mostly for someone with an inny) Once you think you have gotten all of the semen out of your bellybutton, you reach a little farther, only to discover there is much much more “belly nut”.

Dude, I nutted into my belly button last night and it took me forever to get it all out. My belly nut was so far in there!

by Manwhyamihere June 4, 2018

Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.

Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

No nut November

A girlfriends worst nightmare

Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭

by @yo-demons-itz-me-ya-boiii November 11, 2019

Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.

Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.

by Energy 79 October 4, 2016

eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

Nut luggin

Nut luggin: The act of carrying a loaded set of balls until cumming.

Man to friend, "Man I was nut luggin all day after watching that dime piece wash her car. The ole lady's eyes about popped when I nutted in her mouth last night.

by ex_lax70 July 24, 2016

Nut Vertigo

The weird feeling you get in your nuts when you go on a roller coaster

“Bro why do you hate going to six flags so much?”
“I always get nut vertigo”

by adv7 December 14, 2019