shit n hit

The act of hitting a loaded bowl or joint whilst releasing your bowels in the toilet.

Mom: You sure were in that bathroom a long time.

Son: Relax mom, I was just shit n hittin'.

by chris "hoagie" hoagland January 27, 2009

grope 'n go

the process in which a person gropes the opposite sex while quickly walking past them

when that drunk guy grabs a feel on an unsuspecting girl while walking by

kinda like a hit n run

Kyrie was a victim of a grope 'n go last night. That random guy brushed by her and caught a handful, and he liked it.

by the first clue September 12, 2010

Wrap-N-Jack

When you masturbate in the shower while watching porn on your phone wraped in a sandwhich bag.

My wife walked in on me while I was cranking out a Wrap-N-Jack.

by neednottoknow December 11, 2010

cock n balls

the penis and the testies

why dont u grab some lotion and lube up your cock n balls

by Mendoza + Papini = Zambrana June 02, 2003

2 n' 7

In Texas Hold em, the worst hand you can possibly be dealt, especially when the cards are unsuited.

Jeez dog no house, no money, no car- it's like life gave you 2 n' 7.

by Mike TBK January 25, 2006

Short n' Curly

Pubic Hair

I found a short n' Curly in my soup.

by Billy Reichert May 26, 2004

Splooge 'N' Snooze

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.

Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy

by Dub Life October 20, 2009