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Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone
James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail
by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025
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Orange Mail

Orange Mail occurs when a person with Orange Skin tries to black mail you into doing something for them
yo bro coming from you that’s Orange Mail bro don’t play with me !
by 1Shot Duke January 31, 2025
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bro-mail

bro-mail (n): an email thread or individual email message where either the sender and/or recipient of said message mutually perpetuate the use of "bro" in reference to each other, often when other recipients are copied but are not similarly referred to as "bro" in the conversation. Initial messages and replies often contain a salutation of "bro," and message bodies are peppered with "bro" or bromantically-inclined sentences. Variants also include: brother and broski.
Example 1: Sender: "Bro, I will take care of that. Have a great day bro!"

Reply: "No problem, broski. Keep the bro-mails coming."

Example 2: Sender: "Brother, hate to send another bro-mail but I got that paperwork but now I don't have the deal anymore, bro."

Reply: "Oh no, bro. Don't sweat it."
by Welllldoggy March 2, 2026
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sertafied mail

Da type of USPS shipping-service dat you utilize to send a mattress to someone.
Even if you're shipping a Sealy brand mattress, you should still use sertafied mail to ensure dat it's received correctly.
by QuacksO March 3, 2026
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Broadcasting e-mail address

When you send an e-mail to multiple people and don't hide their e-mail address. Good way for spammers to harvest e-mail addresses. Better practice is to send bcc: when you have a large list.
I hate it when I get a chain e-mail Broadcasting e-mail address to the entire internet world!

Never send e-mails or forwards to a large group. Rather show all individuals as a bcc.
by MsDish September 20, 2011
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selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014
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envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.
A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !
by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016
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