Zikans_massakirous

Zikanin_massakirous is a powerful weapon. It shoots 5000.522 caliber chirstmas hams.

wtf why i have hole on my stomach?!+1+
omg its the fattyfatfatfat

by lollerdata August 16, 2004

bomb massage

A "massage" that is so awesome that it blows your junk up.

Bob: Yo that chick gave me a bomb massage last night, my junk blew up all over the place

by bombdude February 22, 2011

Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

by arex poopy December 31, 2011

canton, massachusetts

canton,massachusetts is the sickest town south of boston.. so many fine hoes and pimps, you cant look once. pretty much the shit of the country. partys everywhere - highway, agro, lobster, funhouse. and it beats the shit outa rivals stoughton in hockey

The town of canton, massachusetts is rivals with stoughton.

by canton mass July 26, 2006

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.

Nothing beats joining in on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

by cj04 July 2, 2005

i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

duxbury massachusetts

a rich snobby town who thinks they are better than marshfield. they also nicknamed themselves "deluxbury" but really they are just snobs.

i hate people from duxbury Massachusetts especially since they nicknamed themselves deluxbury

by mr.right97 March 8, 2011