MMCMM

my mom caught me masturbating

ME, oh yeah your a slut

MOM, hey put the lab top away
ME, oh shit
MOM, why is there cum all over the bed
ME, uhh thats spit

The next DAY
friend, hey did you see the new pornhub vid
me, yeah but MMCMM
friend, ahh shit that sucks

by kyleslugger1 is the ytube name July 30, 2012

Mmmggghhh

Sound made when stalking or trying to be creepy.

"Mmmggghhh" said Billy when he saw Sally's tits.🍑

by Ndjdjdjd June 2, 2018

MMG

Medium Machine Gun.

Capable of fully automatic fire for an extended period of time due to its heavier barrel. Not as portable as the LMG. But more portable that an HMG

Sergeant; Private, what is an MMG?
Private: Meduim Machine Gun

by Aligator9000 December 27, 2018

Mmalyn

A dumb fucking bitch whos only meal a day is a ceasar salad and a coca cola along with 5 cigarettes

I can just tell that Mmalyn’s bodily health is at an all time low

by anonymous September 14, 2020

mmerso

mmerso means a stupid dumb idiot who doesn’t know how to make chicken pot pie, idk why chicken pot pie but they don’t know how to make it

Friend one: I want some chicken pot pie
Friend two: here comes mmerso, don’t ask her

by King Bailey March 31, 2021

M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

by ookshan January 17, 2011

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012