Meat Glove

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Meat Shake

This nefarious sexual act requires the aid of 3 things; 1 person (gender inconsequential) with epilepsy, 1 strobe light, and 1 harness. Upon securing the epileptic person with the harness, the harness is then attatched securely to the penis of the meat shake reciever. The strobe light is then turned on, causing the person within the harness to have an epileptic fit. The shaking of the reciever's "meat", should cause him to ejaculate within minutes, probably ontop of the person secured in the harness.

Mark: "I wasnt too keen on Sally, until i learned that she had epilepsy."
Josh: "you didn't do what i think you did, did you?"
Mark: "Bro... i meat shaked the shit out of her."
Josh: "Classic Mark"

by Nigger flip May 5, 2010

Beat your Meat

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)

Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

meat locker

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy

With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.

by bhap August 24, 2006

pride meat

When you grab your erect penis with both hands and whatever sticks out the end is pride meat

Dan made Billy mad when he was jerking off, so Billy danza slaped Dan with his pride meat.

by Donny G. February 8, 2006

monster meat

A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.

OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!

Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!

by Brandon Becerra May 12, 2008

meat pie

The best damn food there is. It's basically ground beef mixed with a dark gravy, all covered in pie pastry.

Best with some tomato sauce and a can of VB.

Four and Twenty meat pies, Sargeants meat pies, Mrs. Macs meat pies, they're all good...

by Normal_Criminal June 15, 2008