Max Yakubovich Day

An annual event where high school students gather to celebrate the gift of having Max Yakubovich present at a swim meet. An event worthy of fans dressing up and painting themselves while opponents cringe with fear.

"Why are you wearing a shirt with Max's name on it?"
"BECAUSE IT'S MAX YAKUBOVICH DAY!"

by Juwu8 June 3, 2012

Max Hardcore

An extremley perveted man who produces pornographic videos in which he dresses up young women to look as though they are under age then proceeds to do extremeley disgusting acts with them including pissing in their mouths and assholes, shoving his cock down their throat until they puke all over it and their face, and blowing his load in their various orifaces. It is sick and vile viewing, yet somehow I cant stop watching

Random person: Did you catch that new max hardcore flick? Its fucking gross!

Me: Yeah, I cant stop watching it.

by Bald Headed Bastard January 26, 2004

max payne

A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone

A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!

by Kilroy Higgins February 29, 2004

Max Weinberg

1. A pedophile. He lures young jewish girls into his clutches with his amazing drumming and then plays bongos on their ass.

2. A cool guy.

Man, I wish I had the ultra-cool pimp aura of Max Weinberg! He's the white jewish Shaft!

by awkward silence August 29, 2004

Max Bemis

The lead singer of Say Anything.

Is god.

Oh my Max Bemis!

by 0908070605040321 July 1, 2011

max payne

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.

Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.

by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004

Max Bemis

Bipolar. Jewish. frontman of the band Say Anything.

Max Bemis. Jesus. King of the Jews. Their all pretty much the same thing.

by ireneeSAVESTHEDAY February 27, 2008