spud master

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016

excuse master

trying to be popular even though people think your a dick, geek, or nerd.

Dude! Stop acting like an excuse master. Besides, you are the stupid one anyway.

by A.C. Cortez May 19, 2016

chaz master

Someone who is such a badass, almost no mortal can stand infront of said person without collapsing into a heap of nothingness

Person A: Woah! Did you hear that some dude did a triple backflip and landed dick first into Kim Kardasians ass.
Person B: Yeah dude! That guy is such a Chaz master!

by Mr.DunkMaster February 22, 2017

Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

coy master

Someone whom is very alluring and using their mysteriousness to subdue others. They are very shy, yet bold. They have no rhyme, rhythm or flow.

They only follow three rules.....

1) Many people pursue them, but they only burn with desire for one person.

2) They NEVER make a move to initiate sex and play coy to the very end, no matter what.

3) They are very private and only allow the one person they desire to hang out alone with them, everyone else is not worth their time (this does not apply to family members or friends with no sexual desires for them)

The coy master is an enigma to me, I love them but I am just not sure if they love me. What if I make a move and they reject me? When I am by them I tremble, shake and my knees buckle. I am head over heels in love.

by ZMVS May 7, 2017

Tuxedo Masked

Whenever a main character in a TV series or movie, is about to die in a very dramatic way and is saved at the last possible second by an unsuspected hero.

Enemy: you're going to die Sailor Moon with a claw to the face! (Attacks)
Sailormoon: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
(Rose interrupts)

Enemy: WTF
Tuxedo mask: Not today evil doer! You just got Tuxedo Masked!

by Dstar01 August 8, 2017

tang master

one who achieves massive amounts of poon tang

beau is a tang master

by weiener September 19, 2017