text man

a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.

'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'

by nrealok September 17, 2021

chi chi man

"chi chi" is patois for termite (pest) and is a derogotary term for a homo-sexual. i.e. a gay person is as low as a termite

"chi chi man fi dead"
"bun out the chi chi"

by G Flex September 16, 2003

kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stan February 16, 2005

Snow Man

A person who deals drugs, most likely Cocaine.

I wanted some crack, but my snow man was all out.

by Wendy January 5, 2004

man trap

A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."

by pete592 October 30, 2007

Minute man

A guy that nuts In a minute

"We call him the minute man"

by ilovejesus April 5, 2017

black science man

People dont think the universe be like it is, but it do.

Black Science Man: this is knowledge

by black science man September 12, 2017