brown massacre

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.

If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.

by rockstarchris June 21, 2007

Stone Mask

A mask used by DIO to reject his humanity and become a vampire. This was used in part 1 by Dio Brando, as well as part 2 by Kars to become Ultimate Kars.

DIO: I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO *puts blood on stone mask*
JOJO: Shoot him!

by JoJotard July 31, 2019

Ski Mask the slump God

Ski Mask The Slump God has the the 2 biggest BDE in the world .

All you have to do is look at him and you will automatically be blessed, Everyone once a piece of him because he’s hot as fuck and over all amazing

Me: Dude ski mask the slump god has such big dick energy

Person: Hell yeah he does, Every time I hear him talk I just want to bust a nut nohomo tho.

by Veryrarebratz November 2, 2019

Unwashed Masses

Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.

Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.

by affluent geoffrey July 21, 2019

Master Sword

master sword: apply directly to forehead.

every time Link beats gannnondorf he plunges the master sword into gannon's forehead

by nintendoshdowninja September 6, 2010

Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

by Jack January 31, 2005

Massahugetits

1.(n). A nickname for Massachusetts.
Used mostly by people that dislike Massachusetts.
Only people from Massachusetts should use this term (usually)

2.(n). Girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.
(adj). Used to describe girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.

1.) "omg. this state sucks wicked bad. i can't wait to leave massahugetits. aha"


2.) Guy 1: "oh man! You hear/see that girl?"
Guy 2: "yeah dude! she had a thick Boston accent. and did you see that rack?!"
Guy 1: "haha total Massahugetits."

by Chelsea Challenge March 8, 2009