A stupid loser

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"You're a stupid loser"

by Strīde May 29, 2020

loser-fucker

n. term created by a sexy nerd and utilized by elgeco to describe everybody else on XOXO besides a sexy nerd and elgeco

n. used to describe xoxoers who post on xoxo 15 hours a day (satisfying the definition of loser) and xoxoers who are assholes (satisfying the definition of fucker). strangely, it describes all xoxoers besides a sexy nerd and elgreco.

Lao is a loser-fucker.

by UltimateGod October 6, 2004

Loser cruiser

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

Loser's loser

The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.

John is a man's man, but Jimmy over there is a loser's loser.

by Robthanob September 23, 2014

Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008

Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 6, 2005