Someone who believes with all their heart that he's truly better than everyone at anything he does. The Truth is he sucks at absolutely everything he does.
Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.
J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.
a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.
Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.
J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.
a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.
Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
1.You suck kid how could you possibly believe your good, you're just a Landan Stevens
2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves
3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"
"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"
4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross
5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves
3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"
"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"
4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross
5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
by Cody Peet October 7, 2012
Get the Landan Stevens mug.Noun: A large, gelatinous woman who's tits look like she's carrying a large pizza under each arm. Host to Kankles, FUPA's, (fat upper pussy area,) and major back cleavage. Usually found with at least 17 items in the ten item or less line at your local Wal-mart, haggling the clerk over the validity of expired Little Debbie coupons. Often times riding electric scooters designated for the handicapped, though their sense of entitlement suggests they deserve them more. NEVER step between a land manatee and it's prey. Like hippos, they are responsible for more deaths every year than lions and sharks combined. Especially if you step on their chalupa FUPA...
"Holy FUCK, bro! Do you see the GIRTH on that Gorgon?"
"Yeah, man. That is a fucking land manatee... Back away slowly before she stampedes.I don't feel like being gored... "
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