Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

fuck knuckle 

When said person is being annoying or is being a headass

Person 1: “God, Michael is being such a fuck knuckle”
Person 2: “You can say that again”

fuck knuckle by CurseWordGenerator2000 January 28, 2019

4 knuckle feel good 

(Noun) Formal definition for fisting

"Hey dude, no homo, but could you give me a 4 knuckle feel good?"
"Do I know you?"

4 knuckle feel good by CarmenTheStripper March 15, 2019

Five Knuckle Shuffle 

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

Five Knuckle Shuffle by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

Fudge knuckle 

When you have uncontrollable rectal leaking and it ends up all over your testicles and inner thighs. You reach down to check what has happened and your hands and knuckles get covered in the devils fudge.

Phil : I am so embarrassed, i ate a dodgy vindaloo last night and it has played havoc with my nether regions.

Damo : how could you tell what had happened?

Phil : i reached down to check and ended up with a bloody fudge knuckle !
Damo : i have to go now, i think i left the iron on....

Fudge knuckle by Frank Fontain June 15, 2019

Gun knuckle

When someone squashes your thunder in a card/ board game.

"Son of a gun knuckle! You took my card!"

Gun knuckle by Eggyolked July 7, 2019

Keurig Knuckle

Placing a Keurig cup on your penis and then receiving a prostate massage until you ejaculate into the cup. You then drink it like a shot.

Dude the tubing party was so early, I saw Caleb and Travis give one another a Keurig Knuckle to wake up.

Keurig Knuckle by Porkchop 0916 August 7, 2019