Jonesed

Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.

whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!

by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009

jonesing

See: Withdrawl

"I've been jonesing for some morphine all day."

by Dilaudid August 13, 2003

Jonesburg

A small town in mid Missouri w/ three bars, one gas station and whole lotta meth. Nuff Said.

A Russian fighter pilot lives here, they turn into Wolverines.

For real though... no cops. No rules. Drink beer all day..throw up, start drinking again.

No hookers but lots of whores... so that means free vag. Come on and pay a visit.

Peace. That is all, now good day!

Jonesburg is the schizzznat!!!!

by master_bates December 20, 2010

smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.

1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.

by Calico Cal June 5, 2004

olivia jones

someone who is kind loveable funny super cute and a athlete

I love Olivia jones

by andrehatemate February 3, 2017

Cheese Jones

A fictional character of Southport college's First Diploma of Performing arts.

I will nut be in school tommorow, Cheese Jones.

by john bull May 22, 2003

deadeye jones

a socom / socom 2 player on the north american server who is some how ranked in the thousands even though the character is rarely seen actually fragging others.

that deadeye jones guy keeps killing me wtf!

by donovan gravlee January 9, 2005