heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

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Jackel

a mix between a jackass and an asshole, hence jackel

i dont appriciate being harrased so
quit being such a jackel

by stephanieann September 5, 2007

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Jacked-Jacks

A Product made from mixing a bowl of "Apple Jacks" with a can of "coke." This is said to have great effects on your body and increase your testosterone level and get you JACKED.

"Man I love my Jacked-Jacks"

Before using Jacked-Jacks: "I can't lift this church!"

After using Jacked-Jacks: " I CAN LIFT THIS CHURCH!!"

by Anthony Monty May 22, 2007

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jacked up jamison

(noun) term used to describe a person that lies to good looking girls about other people to make himself look good

Mike is pulling a jacked up jamison. I didn't say anything like that about her.

by Mr. Hart July 11, 2007

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Jackelope

An animal whose name is often invoked for poetic reasons. It inspires a mental panorama of the American southwest. It is so moony, so snapshotty, so horse-manes-on-the-mesa!

The American Spotted Jackelope, much like the Serpent of Eden, often makes prey aware of its own nudity before eating it.

by Nude Fontanelle February 8, 2009

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