Asda Jim

When someone has a meltdown over a meme they don't like and they start sending death threats via DM to random people.

Oh my god did you see that meme that Smilesy posted? You just know that someone is gonna do an Asda Jim

by David Smiles November 26, 2025

Asda Jim

A man from Skelmersdale who sends death threats online

Asda Jim just threatened Elon Musk and said Be Seeing You Soon

by emilybeanz November 26, 2025

Uncle Jim

A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.

High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Jim

The ultimate crumbler. Always needs a poo before leaving the house, and is never on time.

"Jim, make sure you're here for 6.30"

"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"

6.45... "Jim?"

"Just leaving now bois"

by Ugbo November 23, 2021

Jim Tanious

Total bad ass

You're so Jim Tanious.

by definitelynotcope January 15, 2025

Foggy Jim

Similar to a frosty Jim (pissing in a condom and freezing it then pleasuring yourself with it) but semen instead of piss.

"Hey, did you make that foggy Jim?
"Yeah, it's sitting in the freezer right now."

by Themanmanmananman January 17, 2025

Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.

Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025