Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.

Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!

by ShadowLing October 20, 2018

internet thumper

Formally known as a bible thumper (also known as Google Thumping). Instead of one doing their own research, they simply “Google” information to prove their side of the story in order to suade others their opinions are correct.

*Laura Googles* “Can I turn my hair blonde from drinking coffee?”/ “See Stacy, the results say you can’t turn blonde from drinking coffee!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”

by Lil’ O’G’ September 7, 2021

Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

internet profit

The moral gain one receives from trolling a thread or status.

That guy is a douchebag, but he sure brings in some serious internet profit.

by CSRT4U June 11, 2013

Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)

Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*

by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021

Internet Pulp

Cheaply produced Internet content created solely for financial gain. Heavy with SEO terms, the writing is usually salacious, purposely withholding crucial information so as to generate controversy, and causing the subject matter to appear unresolved. Typically, Internet Pulp appears on webpages with an excessive amount of advertising.

I guess there is money to be had as a content creator, if you know how to write Internet Pulp.

by The Homeless Guy September 22, 2014