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When you're too damn fat to be a hoodrat.

A fat hoochie.
Dayum did you see that hoodbear with a Big Mac?

She used to be a hoodrat in high school. Now 4 kids later she's a hoodbear.
Hoodbear by PGS Squad February 13, 2014

Hooded Carrot 

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ
1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."
Hooded Carrot by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

hood wood 

Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart
Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood

hood wasted 

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.
We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.
hood wasted by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015

Hood bangin 

When you live in the ghetto and everything is done in a poor manor
Yo I didn't know you lived on Hosmer St. You hood bangin
Hood bangin by Steadyb September 11, 2015

Hood Platinum 

When a music artist Urban sell a lot of mixtape. Apx 5k or more depending where u are from because some hood are bigger than others.
Homie#1 Yo bro, did u hear that new wave 2 from Quilly underground urban music artist from Philadelphia Homie#2 Yea my nigga that shit a classic forreal.That jawn went hood platinum.
Hood Platinum by Weez215 December 29, 2015