Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar

Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.

by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015

Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).

Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."

by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010

Home Made Icing

White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.

I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.

by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

Stay at home daughter

An unemployed woman who lives with her parents and has no motivation to improve her life by getting a job or education.

After graduating from high school, six years ago, my daughter now spends all of her time watching TV and surfing the internet. She is a stay at home daughter

by adh_maryo March 7, 2022

Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.

Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!

by mrperson123 January 22, 2020

Hustling at home mom

Like a Stay At Home Mom SAHM, but with side gigs or a side "hustle" to still bring in an income for her family.

I quit my job to be a hustling at home mom!
What do you do? I am a hustling at home mom!

by PrettyDebtless January 3, 2018

Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016