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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011
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Hustling at home mom

Like a Stay At Home Mom SAHM, but with side gigs or a side "hustle" to still bring in an income for her family.
I quit my job to be a hustling at home mom!
What do you do? I am a hustling at home mom!
by PrettyDebtless January 3, 2018
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Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
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Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object
Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.
by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016
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Craving the walk home

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023
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Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky
by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011
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