hippie inc.

“Hippie Inc.” or “Hippy Incorporated” refers to someone who claims to or portrays themselves living a “hippie,” raw vegan, no waste, clean, peaceful lifestyle, but does so without giving up their luxuries and expensive “spiritual” travels. They often live in a nice house, decorated with “boho” items that are far too expensive for what they are. They can also be found culturally appropriating often.

Melissa: Roger just got back from “finding himself.” His parents paid to send him to India for a month. He came back with dreadlocks and a bindi?
George: How very Hippie Inc. of him.

by confusedweeaboo August 10, 2019

Hippy Step

An annoying guy that you work with named Craig tells you stupid shit he does on his days off. Not a real dance. Term made up by his lesbian friend.

Last night at twiddle, I was Hippy stepping all over the place.

by Craigsnonse August 12, 2019

Hippie heroin

Kratom. It is a plant that is sold in most head shops and gives a high similar (but much weaker) than opiates. You can’t overdose on it but it can be addictive.

Friend one: Hey do you have any Perc 30’s left?
Friend two: Naw, I’m on that hippie heroin

by danasp_42 September 7, 2019

Gym Hippie

Gym hippies are usually popular and everybody loves them and they welcome them with a smile. This karma chaser has a look of peaceful confidence, wearing yoga pants (regardless of gender) and unkempt hair. An earthy odour maybe mixed with patchouli or incense, and occasionally the aroma of Snoop Doggs concert. They are extremely friendly and their passive nature tranquilizes your soul which is a bad thing because the only reason you listen to AC/DC on your Ipod is to get hyped up. Make sure you don't get too friendly with a gym hippie because the conversation make turn to hot political topics such as their opinion on the Government or the situation between Donald Trump and Kim John-Un, which you'll have to kindly excuse yourself from or be locked into a 15 minute listening session when all you really wanted to do was your last set of leg presses.

Girl 1: 'What on earth is Angelica doing?'
Girl 2: 'She's blessing us all with her Angel dust'
Girl 1: 'She's so cute, she's just a gym hippie'

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

Hippied

When a hippie visits your home, then pulls the hippie tricks. Expect the following:
1) Hippie will far exceed their welcome.

2) Hippie will dose you.

3) Hippie will demand your drugs, food, alcohol.

4) Hippie will use your shower and laundry facilities.

5) Hippie will leave a mess.

*disclaimer: this is not to suggest that all hippies are this disrespectful. Many know how to leave your home better off than how they found it.

I got hippied!

by Astrapop December 21, 2017

Hippies

possibly the grimiest people on this earth, they usually tend to have pimples

hippies are so gross! GRIMY

by GrossHippies.Net September 17, 2017

hippy

a person who enjoys the poems of Allen Ginsberg, demonstrating against military intervention and fixing guitars instead of throwing them away.

There is a hippy meeting to fix old guitars and sing.

by Rob george town September 23, 2017