Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.

I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.

I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.

Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.

... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...

Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
by saveKatePunch August 03, 2010
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Jonas Brothers Haters

Albert Einstein hated the jonas fags
he was one of the many Jonas Brothers Haters
by pieisgoodsoismetal January 11, 2010
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system of a down hater

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Otherwise known as uptight ass holes that cant handle good music
D-head: Dude why the hell do you listen to that crap
A trusty soad fan: Don't be a system of a down hater now.. panzi
by daron April 10, 2007
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Justin Bieber Hater

JB Fan : OMG JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO COoL! I WANT TO HUG HIM!!!

Me (Justin Bieber Hater a.k.a. Normal everyday person) : Go to the fcuking psychiatrist.

JB Fan : gO fcUK urself omg u hav no life

Me : I have a life, that's why I'm telling you to go to the psychiatrist, because you like Dust-Bin Beaver.
by DomXBrD March 03, 2011
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haters gonna hate

A phrase used to acknowledge individual superiority in the face of negative external accusations. Can be repeated twice for emphasis. Often accompanied by a strutting walk away from offending party.
Robert: "Lisa called you a whore."

James: "Haters gonna hate, man. Haters gonna hate."
by oshep October 15, 2010
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Ja Rule Hater

1.One who has the common sense not to like wankster rap, and hip-hop with pop singers in it.
2. Someone who knows what a real murdereris, and knows that it does not include short midgets that sing with pop stars, and rely on Irv Gotti for excessive amounts of extacy pills.
Eminem and 50 cent are ja rule haters. They make real rap, and know real rap when they see it.
by rebel_guy August 11, 2004
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Converted Cat Hater

A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."

A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.
Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.

Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.

Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.

Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.

Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."

The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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