happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

O'Hanley

Used to describe a beast or pure badass. A large unmovable force.

person 1: "look at this fuckin dude"
Person 2: "yeah, dude's a O'Hanley for sure, get out of his way"

by Sinsandman October 19, 2011

Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

Black Hander

Black Hander; A Aircraft Technician in the Australian Airforce and probably the hardest working of aircraft trade.

A Aircraft Technican is responsible for the on-going maintenance of aircraft, airframe systems, engines and engine systems. Thus having "Black Hands".

Micks a Black Hander.

Fuck thats blowing alot of smoke! Call the Black Handers

by My Pseudonym Jeff January 16, 2011

hangledash

when you're plowing a chicka (preferably hot/ or latina) in the doggy style position. Position her so that she is facing a window, and continue to plow the fuck outa her. Once you have finished up, get your freind, to come in and take your place. Once he is inside her and thrusting, you get dressed and run infront of the window and start waving at her. She turns around to find a big hairy black guy where you once were.

Mark was fucking Tara doggy-style, when Andrew came and took Mark's place. After Andrew had inserted his cock and began thrusting, Mark quickly hangledashes out the window and begins waving frantically! Tara is a bit surprised, and when she turns around:: some hairy black guy is filling her with jism.

by Weltony June 27, 2007

handkerchief

a bundle of a large supply of drugs, most often weed.

bro, do you want to come over and try out my new handkerchief?

by justinpeed October 4, 2018