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Grandbrother

When your 90+ grandmother has conjugal visits in a nursing home and becomes miraculously pregnant, resulting in a baby boy
Dude, last night I had to babysit my grandbrother because my grandmother broke her hip.
by Brent Hammy June 5, 2015
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Grand Funk

"I am the Grand Funk Master of music..."
by Mighty J January 27, 2004
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Ariana grande

The best singer ever!! She doesn’t need all the hate and she’s so successful!! Her song 7 rings has had 7 weeks on number one!!! Also she won a kids choice award this year and she won a Grammy!!! Also an iheart radio award!!! She’s so amazing!! Also woman of the year! And she has her own Starbucks drink! A cloud! She has the voice of an angel and she is beautiful!
Ariana grande has a song called ghostin. It’s about Mac Miller....
by Ari.chan March 28, 2019
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pontiac grand prix

While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.
Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"
by Pat Malloy September 16, 2008
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Grand Slam tournament

A long warm-up session for Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal before the final that oppose them.
Nadal and Federer will make it to the final of this Grand Slam tournament. The only question is how many sets will they drop on the way.
by willywannabite September 11, 2007
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Gandalfing

Verb
When a party commits to an occasion or arrangement, verbally or non-verbally, and fails to deliver on their initial commitment (usually pulling out of the commitment at the most inconvenient time).

The phrase emanates from Gandalf's consistently flaky actions in the Lord of the Rings series and in the Hobbit series.

In the Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf leaves Frodo and Sam after their first meeting at Bag End, parting with a promise to rendezvous with them at Bree. Of course, Gandalf does not hold up his end of the bargain. Gandalf once again abandons the fellowship of the ring, this time more extravagantly, as he selfishly decides to pass into the afterlife after battling the Balrog in the Mines of Moria.

In the Two Towers, Gandalf abandons Aragon, Legolas, and others at Helm's Deep just before the battle begins.

In the Return of the King, Gandalf leaves middle earth as the sails for the Grey Havens, an Elvish paradise.

In the Hobbit, an Unexpected Journey, Gandalf leaves the company just before they are attacked by trolls.

In the Hobbit, the Desolation of Smaug, Gandalf bails on the company just before they enter Mirkwood. Subsequently, the company is captured by spiders and then elves.
{Monday}
Rett: Hey, want to play ultimate on Friday night?
Larson: Sure man.
{Friday night}
Rett: Hey, are you coming to ultimate?
Larson: I can't go anymore.
Rett: Damnit. Stop Gandalfing.
by Redbrother January 15, 2015
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Vaja Grande

You throw up in a bowl. Then you crap in the bowl. You swirl the two together. Then add the cereal of your choice.
Street Name: aka the Hoodie
Houda had to wash her sheets after that wild night doing the Vaja Grande (Va-hah).
by Houda, Kristina, Rachel March 10, 2008
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