silly goose 

A term programmed briefly by moderators of forum sites such as thedilly to replace any input of the pejorative "n***er" on a thread.

"He's my silly goose."
"Me and my silly geese."

silly goose by brumidi May 28, 2008

mother goose

A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.

Mother goose is such a crackwhore like rob.

mother goose by Shitty McFondler May 27, 2006

grey goose 

to grab a man's genitals, putting them into a sort of choke-hold until the penis turns gray and falls off. Also, committing this act while drunk on Grey Goose Vodka.

I gave that son-of-a-bitch one hell of a grey goose when I found out he'd been sleeping with my best friend!

grey goose by serarg January 25, 2007

wild goose wait 

when someone tells you they're comin' over but NEVER show up an leave you waiting 4 eva

man tony posed 2 b cumn thru wit the beer an bitches n a hr... Fuck no!...you kno tony ass aint comin'! He finna have us on a wild goose wait!

wild goose wait by Cucci Mane January 7, 2010

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

Mother Goose by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

shooting the goose 

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

shooting the goose by Edge January 2, 2004

as a goose 

like a gay bottom, feminine

'I'm gay...as a goose," Jared Leto declared in an interview, and now the blogarazzi are wondering aloud about the star's sexual orientation

as a goose by sunnnnnnz September 30, 2006