Google Dearth

the increasing inability of Google to furnish relevant search results.

"I was trying to do a search to find out how many carbohydrates are in this herbal medicine. So I used Google"
"how did your search go?"
"I got carb counters for culinary herbs, lots of information on weight loss herbs, lots of places where I could buy herbs, lots of ads for low carb diets, but absolutely no information on whether slippery elm is too loaded with carbs for me to use for nasal polyps while on my diet-- wow! I got hit again by Google Dearth!"

by Coz the Shroom May 10, 2012

Google Time

When you have no idea what something is, so you Google it.

"I don't know shit about this. Google time "

by SoldYerSpy February 28, 2015

Google Diagnostic

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.

My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf

by kirbside October 17, 2015

Google-second

A common noun, describing the action of looking up something on Google (or really any search engine), usually as an attempt to verify, answer, or help someone in one way or another.

I was talking to my friend on IM the other day and we both realized we don't know how the lineup works for ACL festival regarding single day passes. I deduced that contacting organizers would be the best bet but didn't know who they were when she asked me.

I said , "gimme a Google-second and I'll be right back with the answer!"

I will now use gsec instead (sounds cooler /shorter) and unfortunately see myself using this phrase a lot because apparently the Internet is still just YouTube and porn to many

by digitaltrix June 19, 2016

google codes

The Konami Code (Japanese: コナミコマンド, Konami komando, "Konami command") a cheat code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and imformational sections 1 although the code also appears in some non-google domains.2

any codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain

google codes any software code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and informational sections 1 the code also appears in some non-google domains.2 codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain code also appears in some non-google domains.3

by bizgomobile.com November 6, 2016

Google Contribution©

The meaning of Google Contribution©(s) is using rate and reviews as alternative to pay for certain Items such as food, clothes

Instead of buying food, I used Google Contribution© and gave said place a decent review in exchange for food and items.

by TheWon(one) April 26, 2017

google fiber

The internet of the god's; the use of thin flexible fibers of glass or other transparent solids to transmit light signals to your moms home.

Useless peasant you will never beable to have the riches I do, my google fiber is better then even the gods you worship

by Pikachu Creampie November 24, 2017