Friend Zone

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

by I Like Bread December 15, 2003

fair-weather friend

Quite simply, a traitor who seems to be your friend when things are going well in your life, but will ditch you the second things start to look bad. Fair-weather friends are often very selfish with sociopathic elements in their personalities, and are usually on the prowl for a poor tool to take advantage of. He/she won't miss an opportunity to use someone to get something. Watch yourself, or you could be the next victim!

Once William lost his job and his house, like a fair-weather friend, Paul was quick to ditch him and look for someone else to mooch from.

by Nimrod_Nineveh April 7, 2010

Fairweather Friend

Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.

After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.

by FWF September 24, 2010

Friendcest

The act of creating a romantic or (usually) sexual relationship within a pre-established group of friends.

Not surprisingly the cast of the sitcom Friends is guilty of committing friendcest, i.e. Rachel hooking up with Ross and Monica with Chandler.

by NSesh February 19, 2009

porn friend

A "friend" who comes over to "play" while you watch porn together. Close to friends with benefits but, the focus isnt on eachother as much as the screen.

whenever Im desprate I call my porn friend over to play.

by nsh1212 March 9, 2008

my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

a good friend

Someone who tells you everything and is always there for you.

Omg did Carly tell you what I called u ?

Yes cuz she is a good friend

by Tammyworth2678 June 3, 2016