Finger Fight

When you get into a visible close proximity eye-to-eye altercation without any physical contact or even without a verbal exchange. Thus, “Finger Fights” or “Finger Fighting” most commonly occurs during random heated exchanges with strangers or harmless road rage incidents—ideally in short duration without further escalation or harm. Because ain’t nobody got time for that…

Sorry dear, you might as well hear it from me first—I got into another finger fight with a parent driving the kids to school today. I know it’s stupid but here me out: So you know there’s that construction zone with the bad timing? They closed off a lane and I simply went to merge at the end of the merger—that’s what you’re supposed to do, right? I wasn’t cutting the line of parents off - it just looked like it, okay? And this asshole Karent in a minivan wouldn’t let me in acting like a total dashboard warrior wanting to smash chariots. And we got into it throwing middle fingers - because I’m not rolling down the window with this Delta Variant. So I’m miming this douche bag instructions on how a merge lane is supposed to work because I know better than to curse in front of the kids! Yes dear. It was stupid. I know, dear. Nothing bad was going to happen. Look, I found a back way so there will be no finger fighting. In fact, watch this: I’m hanging up my little gloves…

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021

Finger Fight

Finger fight simply refers to a harmless exchange of middle fingers with strangers during an altercation most commonly experienced with road rage incidents that doesn’t escalate. Gesture only. Non-physical and non-verbal.

I got into a finger fight with another parent during school drop off after he didn’t let me merge in front of him.

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021

finger popper

Finger popping is someone fingering their private parts for pleasure (including the anus) if it is a male.

Au: Hey So & So, what are you doing down there?Are you finger popping that ass again you finger popper?

So & So: Nah Au....I want to watch you finger pop!!!

by Blanc Marie Weber September 6, 2021

Finger Bang

Sexual Intercourse, but instead of using your penis, you use your finger.

Ross wanted to have sex with himself, but he doesn't have a sex toy so he chose to Finger Bang himself.

by PhoenixGamer34 October 11, 2021

Finger Mogging

The act of chasing after your partner with your hand gripped in a two in the pink one in the stink position with the intent of aggressively fingering your partner whilst they run away from you in sheer terror. (Usually takes place in department stores such aa a Macy’s or a Dillards).

Oh my God yesterday Chad was coming on to me so strong and I just had such a long day at work and we were shopping and he wanted to go in the dressing room and get some turbo dome and I told him no and he got so pissed that he started finger mogging me right there at the register while we were checking out.

by Wetgirl3000 October 15, 2021

Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.

I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant

by All the way to the top November 25, 2021

finger juice

when someone farts in your mouth then gives you a hug

Danny : hey do you want some finger juice

Barry : sure !

by your dad 56734 December 6, 2021