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a Fever

Abnormally high body temperature.
Any of various diseases characterized by abnormally high body temperature.
A condition of heightened activity or excitement.
A contagious, usually short-lived enthusiasm or craze.
Hayfever, i.e. allergy.
The flu causes fever.
A fever of anticipation.
Disco fever.
by iannaH December 28, 2005
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Swine Fever

The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.

very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.
Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"

Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)

kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!

(continued)

kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?

kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!
by Winniethefoo May 4, 2009
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Cat Scratch Fever

When you cozy up with someone that doesn't use proper hygiene, they carry certain bugs that jump on you and take up residence.
That kitty next door sure can purr, but she gave me Cat Scratch Fever!
by Magarat October 22, 2009
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jungle fever

Wow, Mark told me that he jerks off 5 times a day. He's got jungle fever!
by 88makingmoves88 October 17, 2019
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Mudhen Fever

A disease held by all Toledo Mudhens Fans, moreso in the old timers. It is often caught by fans watching the old timer reunion games with class of 1945. Mudhen Fever is especially held by Ed Crankshaft, Dale 'Beanball' Bushka, Jefferson 'J.J.' Jacks, and Fred 'Dusty' Duncan.
Dale: (talking to the team) OK boys, we're almost ready to come out here.

Ed: (screaming) Yeah, Mudhen Fever time! I'd better start doing my Mudhen Bends.

Beanball: Mind if we all join you? We're all Mudhens here.

Dusty: Aye, yes, the magic of the Mudhen Fever. This is going to be a good game.

Dale: (on the P.A. system) Introducing the Toledo Mudhens class of 1945.

Nelson: Oh boy, this is going to be a good game. I get to see Grandpa Ed in his old Mudhen suit.

Beanball: You're right, who knows, you might get a signed ball by him. Bryant has one. (picks up the signed baseball and hands the ball to Nelson). See, 'Ed Crankshaft', best Toledo Mudhens pitcher ever!

Ed: (overhears Beanball and Nelson, the gang gets together and starts slapping Gunny Fives) Mudhen Silver, Mudhen Gold, you guys are young and we're all old! (as in a taunt to the other team, who is Rochester Red Wings class of 1972)

Nelson: Have a good game, Grandpa Ed. I'll be rooting for you.

Beanball, Dusy, J.J.: That's right, Nelson. He's not just A Mudhen, he's the BEST Mudhen!

(The game begins and no one is talking)
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011
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Gash Fever

Flu like symptoms, can be very serious when sufferer also have 'Lash Fever'. You catch it when you get too much Gash in a short period of time. Can be treated by cutting down on Gash in til you fully recover. Avoid going on the Lash when you have 'Gash Fever' at all costs!
1: ''Saw u out lst nite, u was on bare gash!''
2: ''Yeah blud, I got Gash Fever now doh''
by bsr123 July 18, 2011
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Typoid Fever

A condition or disease in which a person cannot spell correctly or use proper grammar if their life depended on it. Classified into two categories: Intentional and Unintentional. May be cured with the use of a typing tutor and/or spell check.
I have a ten page research paper due tomorrow but I'm unable to do it due to to a severe case of sleep deprivation and typoid fever. Who wants to help me cure it?
by Blackberrywhite July 30, 2011
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