fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

by tradesman April 1, 2003

Fart breath

Breath that smells so bad, you think someone farted in that persons mouth, then might have actualy taken a shit in it too.

Man that asshole really had Fart breath.

by Overseer April 14, 2005

Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.

person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."

by Nem0__ March 4, 2009

Fart Fever

The fever you have after farting for 3 straight hours from the food you ate at your friends house.

"Man, I came down with a case of fart fever from that fucking burrito!"

by CockMan79 May 12, 2009

Fart toker

When you completely rip ass all over your friends weed and have them smoke it.

yo i just gave chris ramsdale the biggest fart toker last night. hurled so hard

by john patrick colgan August 22, 2009

fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

by ur gramma November 29, 2009

Fart Terrorist

a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.

My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.

by greek god of trains August 16, 2012