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crunch

When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.
I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.
by davidovix September 21, 2025
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Conchudo

Que tiene una concha muy grande
Sos un conchudo de mierda
by rancio November 30, 2025
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Conch

To Conch (coh • nn • sh) is to kill someone, commit suicide, follow them to the afterlife, and rape them beyond the grave.
"You're pissing me off bro, I'm gonna Conch you"
by PoopusMcDingle December 7, 2025
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Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.
"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"
by John Ball November 18, 2004
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Roas-conch

(Roh-ss-kahn-chuh) A female canine's vagina
"Your breath smells like a 15 year old Roas-conch!"
by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007
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scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
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