Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.
Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!
by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019
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Cracker Munch

A derogatory insult towards a non-white person who is excessively obedient or servile to white people. The meaning is similar to the term Uncle Tom. It is derivative of the term Munch, but instead of referring to oral acts on women, it is with white men instead.
Jose no longer helps with the Latin community anymore. He would rather be a Cracker Munch and help that white guy incriminate us and deny our citizenship into the country.
by Urban Ron September 23, 2023
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Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.
I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!
by meow2u3 August 25, 2010
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Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker
by ViperzZ1706 September 06, 2020
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Crackers on cheese

Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.
You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!
by Wadeo June 07, 2017
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oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers
I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.
by AJ Elk January 10, 2012
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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"
by Martin "White" Glu December 09, 2019
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