"Whats that crab doing in the park in the middle of the night".
"Theres some crab outside near your car"
"Theres some crab outside near your car"
by info24 July 13, 2024
Get the Crabmug. by codieodie April 26, 2017
Get the Crabbingmug. 
The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020
Get the Russian Crab Trapmug. Can be made up of one or more people who show up at protester in masks to hide their real identity. If illegal action happens, look for the crab. When masks are removed they become just a regular old cry baby democrat
by Ohdonk September 22, 2017
Get the Crabmug. by eatshit666 November 22, 2009
Get the Crab Swingmug. Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014
Get the Smashed Crab Syndromemug.